SEASON 01 â EPISODE 03
Oh yawa oooâŚ.i rushed back to the shower to warn AnnâŚ
BB: ââMaame is here ooo, she dey suspect say somebody dey here plus meââ.
Ann: ââeii then what do I do, where should I hide?ââ
BB: ââno youâŚjust stay here, I will make sure she doesnât come this way, and donât make a soundâ
She nodded and I left to the door, still semi-erected, but at this moment, this d!ck get a mind on its own. She kept banging on the door and I yelled outâŚ!!
BB: ââMaame, Iâm comingââŚ..i opened the doorâŚ.
AnitaâŚ..my ex-girlfriend, crazy sexy gerr, the model type, sheâs everything a man wants but not what a man needsâŚ..because she get MAAAFIA mentality, she make I smoke weed, in fact ibi in she teach me how to smoke that tinâŚ..she comes and goes anytime she dey want, fvcks me to stupor, she catch me âAGAGYEââŚ.fine boy abr3.
Anita: ââwho be Maame? You dey fvck your body err?ââ
BB: ââoh, why you dey talk so? I figure say ma mommyâŚ!
Anita: ââ3s3 woaraââŚ.
She walks straight in, sits on the bed and starts unlacing her chucksâŚ..yeah, Anita no be then high heel chik someâŚ..either in chucks or slides. My heart cot because Anita dey tap Ann in bra topâŚ.âYesuâ, I sit beside her and try to remove the bra quietlyâŚ.she gets up and switches the TV on, at this point Annâs bra is under the bed, sharp. She push me for the bed top like I be sum p***y and starts kissing me, I respond (âdonât really even have a choiceâ) and we continue to kissâŚ.
Anita: ââI miss you babyâââŚ.hmmm, I know she only says that when she wants sex, eii but Ann dey da shower too ooo, ahh well since she give me tough time wey she no make I chop da tin, make I take this opportunity kill any blue balls occurrenceâŚ.dat sh!t BAD!!!
Anita be sooo soft and can kiss, eiiiiiâŚâŚ.she dey ma top kissing ma neck, she know say that be my weak point. I put my hand into her shirt and find her boobsâŚ.Anita in boobs be like da foreign banana type some, with da nipples pointing to the top, e curve like Messi free kick. If like ibi road like there will be a sign post that reads âhoot hornâ- sharp curve ahead. I start dey caress the nipples and removed her shirt, remove in skirt and even her ââtrvmu aboiââ G-stringâŚâŚabowa bowa, come see body. As I stated earlier, Anita be the model typeâŚ..she ticks green in every department of the female vital statisticsâŚ..you can say sheâs a replica of âNicky Minajâ yeah yeah. She takes off ma boxers, and Iâm as hard as an igneous rock, hard as odum wey them polish, I SWEARRIGADâââŚ.
She begin to tongue-twist around my nipple concentrating on my areola and moves down to my belly button, at this point I tot she wanted to give me a new umbilical cord, the way she just dey fix in tongue in and out ma belly button, only Psalm 23 fit save meâŚ..âyea tho I walk through the valley of the shadow of deathâ, that tin someâŚâŚanyway, she moves to my metallic dick, slowly puts it in her muffâŚ..âgreat Thor of Askgardâ, Anita in muff inside warm, like she just drank volcanic magma, GraciousâŚ..!!!
I start dey praise my body for my head insideâŚâŚââsheeee Baba, come see your boy and shyâŚ.na me this?ââ trust me Anita knows how to play with the tip of my d!ckâŚ.my legs begin to shake like I get epilepsy, my hands still dey smooch in curly boobs, just when I try to finger am, she stops meâŚ.
Anita: ââwait, I need to take my shower first, I want to make this greatâââŚ
Eiiii asem aba fie!! Ann is in da shower!!! I stood in her wayâŚ..come to think of it, I would rather eat the ââmomoniââ so noorr than to start a fight between these two AnnsâŚ..âby the way make this greatââ she said, ahh absolute nansinzâŚ..this be honeymoon?
Me: ââcome on babes, you are not smelling, I dey like am so nooorrâââŚ..
Anita: ââoh BB paaa, aahh, from morning I have been in the sun aaah, and besides I need to peeââ.
Eiiii Ataa Na Nyumgmo YeiiâŚ..what would Snr Echo do? To prove to her that I donât really care about the smell, I just toss am for the bed top and buried ma head in between her thighsâŚ
Jesus ChristâŚ.!!! fhuu fhuu fhuu, heerh *momoi anye*, the cat is dead, but I for mia ma eye then lick amâŚ..the âtotoâ be attractive, you know wah-a-min, its meaty (kpafuuuuu) but asay, at this point itâs holding your breath tactics. I got to the cl!ts, start dey tickle am plus my tongue, âI go get sour throat p333â, her legs start dey vibrate like nokia 3310âŚ..by then I am hard as steel, she make I shun, oh great thanks because I no get vitamin CâŚ.gets on top of me âŚ.as she make ready say she go insert pathfinder noorrrrâŚâŚ.
A big bang on the doorâŚâŚ.âbang!! bang!! bang!!
ââHeeerrh BigBoi open the door, I know you are in there with that bitchâŚ.open the door or I swear I go break this door downâââŚ..at this point my mind check like ââeiiii SWAT is inâŚ.not again!!!
âbangâŚâŚbangâŚâŚ..bangââ
Watch out for episode 4 this Thursday.